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tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

"Are you dating anyone," the assistant asked me. "Yes, obviously," I said with irritation as I analyzed the remaining radioactive carbon in the ancient corpse before me. I am an archeologist

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

Do it for the vine, Romeo
Mercutio, probably (via vvankinq)
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soaringsolodolo:

wood-wool:

wood-wool:

My little brother figured out vine pretty fast.

Again because it’s so funny

The Future

theslightlyadequatebuttlover:

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

You go dog, you do yo thang

theslightlyadequatebuttlover:

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

You go dog, you do yo thang

676,394 plays

i’ll be keeping you safe. one last victory, allow me that. give me that, my impossible girl.
omgitsnils:

my hero

omgitsnils:

my hero

mostlyfiction:

I didn’t fall
in love with you
because I was
lonely, or lost.
I fell in love
with you because
when I saw you
for the first time
it was the only
time that I had
ever wanted to
make someone
a permanent part
of my world.